The More Something Is Disliked, the More Lovely It Is
Rules Are Made to Be Broken
Otaku Are Talkative
There's a Thin Line Between Strengths and Weaknesses
Important Things Are Hard to See
It's All About the Beat and Timing
Love Is Often Played Out in Sudden Death
Kids Don't Understand How Their Parents Feel
Some Things Are Better Left Unsaid
Life Is a Test
People Are All Escapees of Their Own Inner Prisons
Definitely Do Not Let Your Girlfriend See the Things You Use for Cross-Dressing
A Birthday in Your Twenties Has No Deep Meaning
Cleaning the Toilet Cleanses the Soul
They Say Soy Sauce on Pudding Tastes Like Sea Urchin
Summer Vacation Is the Most Fun Right Before It Begins
The Older, the Wiser
Beauty Is Like a Summer Fruit
Even If Your Back Is Bent, Go Straight Forward
Within Each Box of Cigarettes, Are One or Two Cigarettes that Smell Like Horse Dung
Japanese Restaurants Abroad Taste Pretty Much Like School Cafeteria Lunches
Novices Only Need a Flathead and a Phillips
Imagination Is Nurtured in the 8th Grade
Always Keep a Screwdriver in Your Heart
When Nagging Goes Too Far It Becomes Intimidating
Entering the Final Chapter!
Some Things Can Only Be Conveyed Through the Written Word
Sometimes You Must Meet to Understand
Sometimes You Can't Tell Just by Meeting Someone
Beware of Food You Pick Up Off the Ground
Cat Lovers and Dog Lovers Are Mutually Exclusive
Fights Often Ensue During Trips
Briefs Will Unavoidably Get Skidmarks
Gin and His Excellency's Good-for-Nothings
Be Very Careful When Using Ghost Stories
Before Thinking About the Earth, Think About the More Endangered Gintaman's Future!
It's Your House, You Build It
99% of Men Aren't Confident in Confessing Their Love
Let's Talk About the Old Days Once in a While
Don't Put Your Wallet in Your Back Pocket
Beware of Those Who Use an Umbrella on a Sunny Day!
Butting into a Fight Is Dangerous
Life Is About Making Consecutive Decisions
Those Who Stand on Four Legs Are Beasts.
Don't Trust Bedtime Stories
The Color for Each Person's Bond Comes in Various Colors
The Taste of Drinking Under Broad Daylight Is Something Special
All Adults Are Instructors for All Children
Zip Up Your Fly Nice and Slowly
When Breaking a Chuubert in Half, the End with the Knob Should Be Better.
If You Can't Beat Them, Join Them
