Gregory Smith
Alan Abernathy
                                    Kirsten Dunst
Christy Fimple
                                    Denis Leary
Gil Mars
                                    Phil Hartman
Phil Fimple
                                    David Cross
Irwin Wayfair
                                    Jay Mohr
Larry Benson
                                    Kevin Dunn
Stuart Abernathy
                                    Ann Magnuson
Irene Abernathy
                                    Wendy Schaal
Marion Fimple
                                    Jacob Smith
Timmy Fimple
                                    Tommy Lee Jones
Chip Hazard (voice)
                                    Frank Langella
Archer (voice)
                                    Ernest Borgnine
Kip Killagin (voice)
                                    Jim Brown
Butch Meathook (voice)
                                    Bruce Dern
Link Static (voice)
                                    George Kennedy
Brick Bazooka (voice)
                                    Clint Walker
Nick Nitro (voice)
                                    Christopher Guest
Slamfist / Scratch-It (voice)
                                    Michael McKean
Insaniac / Freakenstein (voice)
                                    Harry Shearer
Punch-It (voice)
                                    Sarah Michelle Gellar
Gwendy Doll (voice)
                                    Christina Ricci
Gwendy Doll (voice)
                                    Dick Miller
Joe
                                    Belinda Balaski
Neighbor
                                    Jackie Joseph
Wife
                                    Rance Howard
Husband
                                    Cheri Oteri
Globotech Telephone Operator (uncredited)
                                    Robert Picardo
Ralph, Clean Room Technician
                                    Archie Hahn
Satellite Dish Installer
                                    Alexandra Wilson
Miss Kegel
Small Soldiers
Released
$ 40,000,000
$ 54,682,547